Dorney

Verb (past tense - dorney'd) - The act of spilling copious amounts of food on your person while eating, most commonly found with soups and dishes typically eaten with the use of chopsticks. Initially coined in the first publication by Dr. Brian Chan "Trials and Tribulations of a West Cork Bar Owner".

Hey dude, can you bring me a new T-shirt when you're coming? I just ate ramen and dorney'd all over myself.