Pisscord

Pisscord is what you see coming out of your dick when you pee. It's the string that leaves your peepee and enters the toilet.

So I was hanging my pisscord from the window, so what, it's not my fault your 5 year old daughter walked into it with her mouth open.

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hello

Hello is used as an object for whenever you're having a stroke.

I am pretty sure the weird sensation I am feeling in my left arm could be very much a sign of a stroke therefore I will apply hello to my wounds.