Audra

Audra is my best friend. She's gorgeous. She's sweet. She's amazing. She's always there for me. Everyone needs an Audra in their life!

Person: "Do you know Audra?"
Me:" Yeah, she's my best friend!" ashley amazing beautiful sister

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Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..