Stress, exhaustion, and cluelessness all rolled into one exclamation. Synonyms: School
P1: Oh hey man, howâs you biology wo-
P2: aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHh!!!!
P1: =o
P2: aAaAaAaAaAa-
P1: I GET IT!
Bear. Big roary thingy that hibernates.
I wanted to go on a bike ride today, only my ankle was kinda stiff and sore and there's a bear in my neighborhood.
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Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.
Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.
Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?
Friend: Fractions
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A creepy stalker who watches children 24/7 and makes a ânaughty listâ the uses this list to choose which childrenâs houses to break into and steal milk and baked goods, which undoubtedly contributes to his obesity. We donât know much about him, but this old (probably in his 1000s) creep has gained the trust of children worldwide. The only question is, âIs Santa Claus coming to your town?â
Me: Hey, I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: Iâll go get em.
Me: but what if itâs Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: Youâre right... Iâll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!
A man who gets off on watching children 24/7 and making a list of Those who are nice, and those who are ânaughtyâ he uses this list to choose his targets and break into their houses. He is often depicted as obese due to the fact that he lives exclusively off of stolen baked goods and dairy products, but in reality he must be RIPPED from all of the walls he scales and he has to be fairly lean in order to squeeze down all those chimneys. Mose people believe he gets around so fast because of a majical slay and a team of flying reign deer with LED noses, but this is very unlikely because he would be so easy to spot. It is much more plausible that the child stalking creep with so many different names is actually riding around in a white van to blend in with the snow and to have room for all of his âgiftsâ that heâs used to gain childrenâs trust worldwide! The only question remaining is, âis Santa Claus coming to your town?â
Me: I think I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: Iâll go deal with it.
Me: Wait! It could be Santa Claus!
Macaulay Culkin: Your right... Iâll bring extra bricks.
Me: Good idea! Now go put an end to that creep!