Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up what a cat is?

"Meow, Meow?"
"Duh, a cat says that!"
"Oh…"

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jugs

Boobs (see boobs). They are referred to jugs because women have milk in them. And milk comes in jugs.

Dude 1: Man theses are some big jugs!
Dude 2: Don't talk like that! Go apologize!
(Lady walks in with two jugs in her hands)
Dude 1: I'm sorry you have big jugs.

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