Social Burnout

n. (so-shel bern-owt)
One who:
1. Is tired of referring to himself or herself in the third person

2. Is sick of posts detailing what was:
a. eaten for breakfast
b. the way time was spent at the gym
c. the weather when one went outside

3. Remembers when phones were for calling people

or

4. Didn't pay his or her internet bill this month. Kind of on purpose.

n. The process of becoming a social burnout

"--What happened to Joey? I haven't heard from him in days.

--Dude, total social burnout. He's actually talking to people now."

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