Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

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my roundaphobia

Friend who finds it hard to buy the drinks when its his/her turn. (Tight Arse)

Looks like john has my roundaphobia tonight

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

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whip some skull on me

To give head.

Whip some skull on me bitch etc etc

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Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

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Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

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She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

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