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The Harrison

A seduction maneuver that trades subtlety for passion. Instead of waiting to see if you can negotiate an end of the date kiss, wait until your partner is in the middle of a sentence, grab her (or him) by the hair, and stick your tongue down their throat with such molten passion they forget what they were saying.

Ideally followed by continuing the conversation and the date as if nothing happened, while watching them try to recover their senses.

It just gets so dark so early- *the Harrison is employed* --um, I, hmm?

by iamcalledstrongbad November 24, 2010