Dicknic

When you take a girl on a picnic with the intent of slinging the dick.

I took this girl on a picnic and all I packed was the "D". We had us a dicknic!

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Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

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Badoochie

A combination of the words booty, ass and coochie. Generally refers to the smell of a room that just had a lot of sex in it.

I walked in on my roommates having sex with their girls in the same room. It smelled like straight badoochie in there!