full blown fuckwit

When someone is incredibly stupid or makes dumb decisions that are out of this world and are unable to be comprehended.

Sophie: Wait, so if you're pregnant with twins would you be pregnant for 18 months?
Amber: You're a full blown fuckwit.

Sophie: Who, me?

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peri stool

a person that bails out on parties, and is a real nuisance to plan events with because always ends up flaking

"Oh my god never make plans with Angie, she is such a Peri Stool"
"Angie is being such a Peri Stool, she is too busy riding horses to hang out with friends!"