Mario Milk

A luxurious, precious milk that is really rare. Mario Milk is taken only in pi gallons, we usually drink this until we are 36 years of age or else we die.

“Maria! You forgot to drink your Mario milk!”
Maria: *dead in the shower*
“I’ll drink it later lymphoma”

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damiphobia

A fear of getting neutered/spayed. This is a common phobia between males between the age 12-17 because that is the age that they are most horny.

"Where's Damian" Person 1
"Damian Villa? He has a bad case of damiphobia."

damiphobia

The fear of getting neutered

"Where's Damian?" Person 1
"Damian Villa? He has a bad case of damiphobia!" Person 2

homelice

friends that are stuck together for blood, even if they are not blood

“Ayo! Rikki be my homelice for life!”
“Same for you, Sarah”