benny

benny is a sexy boi with a nice peter in his basement.

he only has a house after commiting tax fraud in all 50 states individually.

he cant take off his chain like bro take that off homie.
he is friends with jonah the mona lisa.
benny is a chill homie with chillers in his pants.
he where jordans like a saxyaa boii.
bye benny see you tomorrow sexy boi

Girl 1: hi benny
Benny: i have chiller in my pants
Girl 2: cool beans
Benny: shut up

Girl 1: benny is a sexy boi

russell

He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.

Bob: do you know russell.

Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.

russell is and idiot.

my name is russell