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The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
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A girl of unsurpassed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of "do not touch."
She's positively gorgeous, but doesn't date: a regular Mona Lisa.
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The incarnation of an individual as might in appear in some alternate douchebag reality.
Sitting across from him in the cafe, Tom spied a man nearly identical in terms of dress and appearance, save for a telling look of undeservedly smug satisfaction. Tom had met his douchelganger.
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Any act which "kills the mood."
In alluding the the warmth of his mother's embrace during sex, John committed a cut-and-dry case of moodicide.
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A talent or skill rendering those possessing it a likely virgin.
Guy 1: Whoah, that geek speaks Klingon.
Guy 2: Now that's a virgin talent.
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