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fuck

The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the wall socket.

The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.

'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'

FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK

by ib4uib January 2, 2022


Swishy

Sword fighting with another bokes pee, being extra careful that helmets do not touch.

Anyone fancy coming to the loo's with me for some swishy?

by ib4uib July 20, 2023