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when a dude called Soroush sucks dick we call him Soruck
-Hey Soroush! come suck my dick I have blue balls.
-Aight bet.
*sucks his cock*
-Now that's a good Soruck!
the WORST insult u could possibly tell someone. Usually used to insult Pooya Maleki , an infamous retard known for being the worst dota 2 player with 2k playtime.
The meaning of the word itself has been kept secret since its making , but it is believed that if a person finds the meaning , they will kill themselves within 24 hours.
***WARNING : ONLY USE IF NECESSARY , YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES.***
Pooya : Hey guys! Wanna play?
Ghasab : aoeuoaoeuueaoeu *farts*
Soroush : aoeuoaoeuueaoeu *farts*
Pooya : *dies*
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when u bam ur desk so hard it goes BAKH afterwards.
*slams desk*
*BAM* *BAKH*
-OOoh thats a bambakh!
bambakh is when u BAM the desk so hard it goes BAKH after.
*hits the desk*
*BAM* *BAKH*
-That was a bambakh!!
When a (fem)boy grabs his dad's cock ring and tries to use it but his cock is WAY too small so the ring just falls out every couple of seconds.
-Haii sisters!!! today im gonna pull off a papa ringadong!
-Oh not again Pooya! I can hear you from across the house.
-FUCK MY DAD HEARD ME GUYS SRRY MAYBE LATER XOXOXO