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Spool Bus

A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.

Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019


Tesla

1) a manufacturer of luxury electric vehicles (EVs), famed for their performance and autopilot capabilities

2) slang/informal term for a car from Tesla (Model S, Model 3, Model X, Model Y)

fun Tesla fact: Just because you own one does not make you special or important

by icantthinkofausername777 February 27, 2020

63πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Hybrid Turbo

Short for hybrid turbocharger, a hybrid turbo functions similarly to a conventional tubrocharger, but features a small electric motor on the shaft to reduce tubro lag. While this may not work as well as systems like anti-lag or two-step, it is generally cheaper and more reliable. It's also less of a cop magnet, as a hybrid turbo doesn't produce backfire as often. The term has nothing to do with a hybrid vehicle

Unfortunately, hybrid turbos are hard to find, and generally don't come in a kit

Mechanic 1) I'm gonna turbo my car!
Mechanic 2) Nice, you thinking anti-lag or...?
Mechanic 1) Nah, I'm throwing on a hybrid turbo.
Mechanic 2), Pfft, good like finding one bud!

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020


Docking

When a male, or a shemale, inserts their penis into another male's or shemale's larger penis through the urethra because of basic biology this has never been done before in real life and has only existed in hardcore hentai and hardcore yiff.

I play Kerbal Space Program a lot and tried to look up a tutorial on docking, but now I need thrise a week therapy because my horny room mate didn't use ingongnito mode for his "docking" needs...

by icantthinkofausername777 September 2, 2019

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chromosexual

Being sexually attracted to family members, incest.

Person 1: Bruh I'm horny I want to fuck my cousin.

Person 2: What are you, chromosexual? Eww...

by icantthinkofausername777 November 3, 2019

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mall Krawler

Not be confused with mall hauler or rock krawler, a Mall Krawler is truck,SUV, or Jeep completely modified with a lift kit, massive off road tires, bright lights, a winch, and all sorts of other off road gear. However, this vehicle has never and will never see a spec of dirt in it's life, not even a dirt trail, but instead be used only as a daily driver. Also known as a brodozzer

I saw a stock Jeep completely covered in mud parked next to a sparkly clean mall krawler

by icantthinkofausername777 May 21, 2019


Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021