MTSDS

Meal Ticket Synaptic Disconnect Syndrome. A condition counterintuitively prone in individuals which have received a large financial windfall, where-by they continue to "give fucks," unlike a normal brain, which would discontinue "giving fucks" immediately after receiving such a windfall.

Nick must have MTSDS because made $50 million from selling his startup, but he’s still arguing with people on Twitter about which filesystem he should run on his Linux laptop.

felt nothing

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.

I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.