Plymouth

A city in the South west of England that makes you miserable the minute you decide to live there. If you decide to visit then the summer may hold some glimpse of satisfaction (the Barbican is nice)
Aside from the Chavs, Crack heads and alcoholics you can look forward to meeting stuck up Boots employees, elderly women that look like death walking due to the fumes being pumped from every corner of the city and pollution that hits you as soon as you take a deep breath.

The flower sales man outside of TK maxx shouting "Come on" every three seconds will try to scam you, and tramps will swear at you for saying "sorry mate" when being asked for change. Teenage yobbos, fat taxi drivers, middle aged single men and unattractive slags make up the night life with packs of asian men always on hand to slime their way into your/ your girlfriends underwear.
Steer clear of places like North prospect, Swilly and stonehouse due to the council estates overflowing with drug dealers, benefit spongers and skanks.

The job centre is under staffed and overcrowded. Gapped toothed job seekers fill the rooms to the brim

The local hotels treat there staff like shite, the food sold out of vans would kill you if you were to eat it for a week and the rubbish on the streets could fill new Zealand... twice

The rent you pay on a house could buy you a mansion elsewhere, wages are minimal and work goes unappreciated.

Overall, one of the worst places in the world to live.

I lives up plymufff yeh

Plymouth is a load of shite

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