Alyssa

A fun, gooft girl. Her positivity is contagious. She’s probably sporty and enjoys being outdoors, maybe even considered tomboy-ish. The best person to have in your life. If you’re ever feeling down, Alyssa’s by your side to cheer you up. She will always be there for you, no denying it. Laidback and chill, but also funny. She’s good at keeping long-term friends, and also beautiful. Most likely gorgeous when she puts effort into it, everybody needs an Alyssa.

Guy 1: Is that Alyssa?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s probably on her way to some sports
Guy 1: I love Alyssa, she’s a great friend!
Guy 2: She’s so pretty too

10👍 2👎

sarren

tan, volleyball, nice, beautiful, athletic. if she has an older sister, she is fine asf.

guy: do you see sarren?
guy 2: yeah she so pretty!
guy: fr
guy 3: her sister has a dumptruck ass! shes hot!!

sunkissed

when a tan is not too much but just dark enough to appear kissed by the sun and almost a “golden” color.

girl: wow omg your tan is like perfectly sunkissed
girl 2: thanks!

nyf

stands for not your fault

guy: sorry for taking so long
girl: nyf!

jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

brodie

Brodie is the type of guy you don’t always come across. His mom probably wanted him to be special so named him BroDIE instead BroDY. He’s very athletic, but wasn’t always, probably tall, he definitely has the fuck boy hair cut aka fluffy brown hair and he is really funny. He is social but keeps to himself. Nice guy overall, normally very attractive and fun to be around. He’s like the friend the friend group doesn’t NEED, but the friend group wants because he fits in well.

girl 43: whos that cute guy!!!
girl 76: thats brodie.. hes super cute
girl 8: hes not very talkative though
guy 832: shut up

Preppy girl

a preppy girl is a girl who wears the “preppy aesthetic” style, this includes wearing roller rabbit, love shack fancy, sassy shortcake, american eagle, etc. preppy girls either are wearing a ruffle skirt/dress, or white skinny jeans. preppy girls tend to be rich and buy expensive brand and most likely have an aesthetic tiktok account. they are big on skincare and probably have multiple treehut scrubs and use drunk elephant skincare. they also LOVE pinterest

girl 1: its 32°F outside why is she wearing a skirt..
girl 2: dont mind katie shes a preppy girl

88👍 16👎