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Shaking My Head Orgasm
When you just came to some really below average shit.
Porno: Now we are gonna try a cabbage
Watcher: I can't believe I just came to a cabbage. Smho
1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit
1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers
2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.
When you forget something that you should know by heart. Like that one time Harrison Ford forgot what carbonite was on Graham Norton
I just pulled a Harrison Ford when I forgot the pledge of allegiance over the Intercom
4👍 2👎
10: Marry on the spot, perfect score, makes you cry alittle on the inside becuase hot damn.
9: amazing friend, really good relationship, candidate for marriage
8:really good friend, good relationship, very possible love interest
7: good friend, possible love interest
6: alright friend, above average, but not by much, small time love interest
5: alright person, not to shabby, good if you're desperate,
4: meh, at least your not alone
3: really man, this is the best you can find? Suit yourself I guess
2: you need to reevaluate your life choices, there's still some hope, but act fast. At least she isn't a 1 won't cut it forever.
1: straight psychobitch, just end it quick now, trust me, I dated a 0
0: ... *whispers* halp... me...
Guy: ah man, I totally just got a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!
Man: ah righteous man, I just got a 6!
Dude in the corner holding hands with Satan herself: Must be nice...
11👍 5👎
An acronym for the phrase "Fucking Answer My Question(s)"
Guy: how do I open PowerPoint?
Dude: Google it you faggot.
Guy: dude. FAMQ or GTFO.
Dude: alight, Jesus.
#GTFO #Jesus
A person who is not only a Faggot, but also, against all odds, a douchebag
Guy: God, just stop being such a faggodouche
Faggodouche: why don't you make me big boi