Fight Club

Institute for individuals who do not realize that they frequently punch their own selves.

A: What is that fella doing, circling punches onto himself and dodging them?

B: He's entered Fight Club.

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disgust

That feeling you get when your fingers rip through the toilet paper while wiping your butt.

*riiiiiiiipp* oh shit (literally)..... *disgust*

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overwoke

The opposite of overslept. When one remains awake way past the scheduled bedtime.

Heck, it's 12:30am! I was planning to sleep at midnight; overwoke by half an hour.

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