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When you offer someone a cigarette.
"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.
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How badly youรขยยd like to speak.
Debbie has an insatiable yappetite, no matter how much she speaks, itรขยยs never enough.
A stop sign that realistically should be a slow down or yield.
All the stop signs in our neighborhood should really just be stoptions.
"I love fountain soda, and more importantly, I love Freefills!"
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The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.
Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
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Someone who always spreads information digitally. Think about bloggers, tweeters, facebookers, etc...
Pete Cashmore is a Digivangelist
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When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.
When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!