Powernoid

When you freak out by lights being left on after seeing last months power bill.

Angela was totally powernoid after getting $3000 power bill.

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

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Late Night Bite

Food people eat really late at night. Usually unhealthy and very forgettable.

I'm so drunk and starving! I need a Late Night Bite!

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Digi#

Hitting the # key on the phone as a means of giving a "person to person" fist pound.

"That's hysterical! Digi#"

Telexpression

Using keys to symbolize physical activities

Digi5 and Digi# are perfect examples of Telexpressions

Assidentally

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

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Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

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