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Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"
Ian: "Challah!"
9π 3π
When a Jewish girl from New York gets out of eating a fattening dish.
Jessica was able to thinagle her way out of eating a bagel with cream cheese by claiming she was lactose intolerant.
6π 3π
Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.
Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.
7π 1π
When LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal are on the same team.
Shaq just got traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers to play with LeBron James. Now that team has LeShaq
When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.
I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.
101π 10π
Hitting the 5 key on the phone as a means of giving a "person to person" high 5.
"That's hysterical! Digi5"
When Jews reunite after not seeing each other for a long time.
Gary, Josh, and Jake went to their middle school Rejewnion at Bicultural.