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A cliche
After seeing his friend on AIM for the first time in months, Harry IM'ed him "Long time no type."
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When two Jewish people die within the same week.
Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.
A benevolent brand.
Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.
When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
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The hair you get from your family.
Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.
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When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.
When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.
When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.
You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.
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