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A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.
John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.
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When you can text with both your left and right hand.
Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.
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The company that makes the product HEAD ON has Badvertising
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If you play golf in the Tiger Woods era, it's the Tigera
Phil Mickelson would have won so much more had he not played in the Tigera.
It's the Federera of Golf.
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When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!
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