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When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.
I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.
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A wavecrack is a spin-off of plumber butt. It is when your butt crack shows after you get hit by a wave while visiting the beach.
Look at that guy's wavecrack. He should have shaved his ass before he came to the beach.
A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.
I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.
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Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair
She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss oneâs teeth for 25 dollars.
Generation Second to Last. Also known as Millennials. The generation that is now raising kids that will see the end of humanity due to climate change and infertility from toxins.
I am hoping my kids give me grandchildren, but too bad the Gen2TL's won't get grandchildren.
Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.
My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.
A verb that means fuck,fuck,fuck! Senator Tom Carper was caught on a hot mic saying "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! during a live televised hearing on Post Office shenanigans.
"I can't believe she Tomcarpered in front of her grandmother.". "I tomcarpered with those three guys over the weekend."