rotarded

Something that is rotated an undesirable amount around some axis.

Portmanteau of rotated and retarded.

FFS, this photo is rotarded. Haven't facebook heard of EXIF metadata?

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miso jelly

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.

"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"

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telephobia

The fear of things that are far away.

Alpha Centauri freaks me out man!!!

That is because you have telephobia. Also you are on drugs.

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autobot

Affectionate slang term describing a person on the autistic spectrum, usually used amongst high-functioning autistic people and those with asperger's syndrome.

Contrasted with deceptacon, which is a pejorative term describing a neurotypical person.

He's like that because he's an autobot. His honesty and reluctance to play mind-games and deception are the main reasons I like him, actually.

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