madi hill

a ho who likes to suck pp and has hairy boobs that everyone has seen. also says “cOocHiE” a lot and also makes out with women.

girl 1- “omg! that girl is such a madi hill.

girl 2- “i know, right?”

girl 1- “actually though. little thot is a dishwasher.”
*cannon walks up with madi*
girl 1- “OMG HI CANNON!”
girl 2 to girl 1- “every girl wants him ugh what is he doing walking around with that dishwashing sandwich maker with hairy tiddies?”
madi hill- “um... i can hear you.”
girl 1 and 2- “we know!”
cannon to madi hill- “be gone thot!”
*cannon walks off with his hoes while madi hill stands there making him a sandwich*

Mauri

The favorite child of every family.

Mom, who do you love more? Me or Mauri?

Of course I love Mauri more!