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Ealing Common

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes on pilgrimage to once per month to pay respects to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Keep watch for wandering roadmen, as they are known to inhabit the outer edges of the park.

You wanna go down to Ealing Common tomorrow? There might even be some spare condoms in one of the bushes.

by idimego June 27, 2022