abbotsford

A city in British Columbia, Canada, where everything is boring and everybody wants to go to another town to do stuff

Abbotsford's boring...let's go to Vancouver

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ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

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HD

Heavy-duty. Used to describe a heffer.

Have you seen Ernesto's girlfriend? She's pretty HD.

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