ahlaaf

An Ahlaaf is a great guy who watches way too much Pokemon and loves to play pokemon go. That's really it... He loves pokemon.

OMG... that guy is addicted to Pokemon. He is such an Ahlaaf

Bilal Katib

He was born on Valentine’s Day. He has every cancer type. He has since outgrown his hair. He is very good Muslim and very strong. HE IS BILOOL (double o because he has 2 balls)

SMART GUY: Yo today is Bilal Katib day
IDIOT: I thought it was valentines?
SMART GUY: NO GET IT RIGHT