Juan

a horse

person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"

Mom

Someone who is definitely more attractive than you

Bro have you seen her Mom?
yeah bro she is so hot
literally I know right?
Hotter than her at least

(stacy's mom)