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Your weird uncle who lives on reddit and twitter nsfw will say this to you. Also me but I'm not your uncle sweetie, could be though if that's how it works ;).
bob: stop starving me please I can't live like this
me: you're just a little bit bubbly in the belly, I'm available any time ;) /j
bob: FUICKIJICIFDICKC
bob: *dies*
me: knew he was a mistake *sigh*
me: brings his corp- oh wait this is a definition. fuck.