Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

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