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A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.
You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.
When you fart into your someone's pajama pants... and it's hot.
My girlfriend has always wanted to go to the Bahamas, but we couldn't afford it - so I gave her a tropical suit instead.
A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.
Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.
The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.