winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.

RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.

bussy

when you have sex in the butt part of your pussy.

BRETT: went out w/ a fine ass honey last night
DAMON: was his bussy boppin
BRETT: fuck off

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buttboss

the boss of all butts ( i.e., butt boss)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)

CASPER: wow are you the boss of all butts? even mine
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you

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no not never

a phrase often used by someone who would rather emphatically reject the possibility of a proposed scenario than offer a self-reflective and genuine response.

bc "no not never" is almost always a knee-jerk or automatic denial, those on the receiving end of the term usually suspect that the protagonist has deep-rooted issues and is, therefore, projecting the issue off of his/herself rather than reflecting on what caused the aversion to self-reflection in the first place.

MANNY: cord, you gay a.f.
CORD: i mean, i don't think i am but i guess if i lived forever maybe i would get bored and try but for now i've only been into ladies. do you think you're gay, ma--?
MANNY: no not never. fuck you punches cord in the dick

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RIS

RIS stands for Reverse Image Search and is a common online tool -initially made famous by google re: their 'search google by image' option.

theoretically, the r.i.s. tool allows anyone to search the entire web, i.e., google, by a photo (jpeg, .img, etc.) All the user has to do is right click any photo in their browser, select RIS, and chrome will perform a search using that specific image file - a stark contrast to the traditional option, text.

TINA: you've never met him, don't meet him at his place. you only know him from tinder
REY: not true! we're fb friends and he follows me on twitter... plus i matched up his snapchat's to his insta and they totally matched. then i ris'd every single one of his ig photo's. he's not a catfish!
TINA: nice that was smart... but he could still be a good looking serial killer, just meet him at max's - no harm no foul.
TINA:

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dudulapi

sschmoney - that’s money rain.

while tommy’s in jail, i’m not really worrying about no other man. i’m worrying about my dudulapi. i don’t even get involved with it if it don’t make me money, if it don’t get me paid.

yuck my yum

when you throw shade at anything another person shows affinity for. specifically when you hate on something a person indicates they like, esp right after they first express their affection. most applicable in a group setting.

TAIQUAK: haha, i know right?! this is gonna sound weird but i love the sound of air raid sirens.

KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.

ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum