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Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.
"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."
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When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.
"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
The suppression of material that should be published, on the grounds that it is libelous or harmful, and may get your ass sued. The First Amendment limits the ability of the government to engage in the prior restraint of free speech.
"For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!" - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski
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If it flies, floats or fucks, don't buy it. Rent it. That's the FFF Rule.
"Dude, never buy a boat. If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it. That's the FFF Rule." - Anonymous
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A guy you bring along to a fight to back you up, just in case things go south.
The Sandman is mouthing off again, and we might throw down. You got my back?
Yea, I'm your backer man.
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Yelled at a football game when your team's receiver doesn't catch the ball. Like at today's Bears game.
"A LOT OF GUYS CATCH THAT BALL" - Fan, at the game, when the receiver drops the ball
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As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.