Qwaunk

I don’t know, it just sounds weird so use it in whatever context

You bloody qwaunk, what were you thinking?

Schmlif

Another way of saying virgin

Shut the fuck up you schmlif
Your such a schmlif

Rouge shit

The shit that gets stuck to your arse hairs and is always a pain to wipe because it stings so much

Ahh Fuck I think it’s a rouge shit!!

Fubernuck

The PG version of fuck

Can also be used as:
Fubernucking
Fubernucked

Oh I’m so fubernucked

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Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

Schengaldoaf

Means arsehole... use it to piss of your friends

Your such a Schengaldoaf

Crilp

A cripple

Hey look at that crilp over there!