Spiderman kiss

when you tie a bitch to the ceiling by the legs and she gives you a upside down blow job

Man: Lets Spiderman kiss
Woman: ew no!!!
Man: You don't have a choice

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fucked

when you like your ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she starts getting attached again

guy1: shit dude you gotta help me
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked

urban dictionary

A website that was originally for normal definitions then people just added retarded jokes

urban dictionary is fuck weird nowadays

Rogue Company

A popular game made by HI-REZ studios. And is arguably the best game made by HI-REZ studios.

Guy 1:"Hey dude wanna play paladins?"
Guy 2:"Nah dude that's gay , Lets play Rogue Company";

bored

people who search crap on urban dictionary to see the jokes

I'm so bored might as well search urban dictionary

Xbox gamers

all of them are fucking gay because Xbox is gay

Person1:hey what side are you on with the console wars?
Person2:Im with the Xbox gamers
Person1:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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