Viviene

They are scarce specimens to come by because they are unlike others with only a singular "n" in their name. They are chill at times but, do not mess with them because they will make your life a living hell for two days, especially when it's their time of the month. Though they are shy when meeting them for the first time, they quickly show their personality, especially when you two watch the same comedians and TV shows. They have commitment issues and might be alone for the rest of their lives but, they will live vicariously through impulsively learning a new skill and pets. They can be your personal unlicensed therapist and will give somewhat good advice like "Just be positive." They are a master at gift-giving and will spend too much time thinking about to make it elaborate. They have undiagnosed ADHD and are chaotic. So, if you want that life, then have a Viviene.

Viviene is quite problematic...by Bo Burnham.