smaller than a jew
fun sized minus the fun
nick birch minus 5.2 inches
how small is too small you may wonder? well folks, it looks like we've finally got yall an answer. 5.3 has officially been labeled as TOO SMALL!
happy november b.
^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.
a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶è²ï¼
"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train
she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?
"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.