High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved because the building was old as fuck. Dunno why it’s called “High Tech” when the wifi here is literally so ASS. The dumbass defab majors take up 3/4 of the entire school. Dance majors and musical theatre majors are obviously superior because hello? We’re talented.

The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.

Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!

Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.

Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.

“You go to high tech high school?”
“Yeah.”
“Shut the fuck up”

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