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The funniest animals on earth.
Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.
Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?
Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*
Me: What the hell are you doing kitty
Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*
P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?
Cats are funny.
That good?
The order of the alphabet...according to computer keyboards.
But seriously, face it, the only reason you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary is to see if anyone had the brains to define it... and face it, you probably didn't think anyone did.
Person 1: "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM"
Person 2: "Dude are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No it's the order of the alphabetâ"
Person 2 (cutting off Person 1): "Go back to Kindergarten idiot"
Person 1: "As I was saying, it's the order of the alphabet ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER'S KEYBOARD"
Person 2: "Pfft you're still an idiot all keyboards are like that" *walks away*
Person 1: "Whatâ?"
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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee peeps go check out my YT channel
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The global pandemic of 2020.
During this time of crisis, don't be one of those idiots still hosting parties at their houses. STAY HOME, AND CONTINUE SOCIAL DISTANCING!!
During coronavirus, I recommend that EVERYONE stays home and uses sites like Zoom and Google Hangout to meet with friends (literally!).
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The word fucking, just a little more powerful. Adding some spice to the word.
Oh my fucking god, coronavirus sucks so motherfucking bad.
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1. Used to change the subject of an awkward/uncomfortable conversation
2. Used to continue a conversation when there was a pause/distraction
3. Used to communicate that you donât really give a damn about something someone says
4. Thereâs a lot of other things but Iâm too lazy to add them lmao
Example number one:
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hi. Did you wash your hands just now? Corona, you know?
Person 1: â¦
Person 2: *raises eyebrows* â¦
Person 1: so do you like cats-
Example 2:
Person 1: Hi! Did you know a group of jellyfish is called a smack?
Person 2: And a group of rhinos is called a crash!
Person 3: A group of armadillos is called a roll!
Person 1: And a group of bunnies is a fluffle!
Person 4: OH MY GOSH- *slips on a banana peel and falls face first on the ground*
Person 1: *turns and stares* â¦
Person 2: *turns and stares*
Person 3: *turns and looks* â¦you okay? *helps Person 4*
Person 2: â¦
Person 1: â¦
Person 2: A group of ravens is called an unkindness! Or a conspiracy!
Example three:
Person 1: Hey so Iâm moving away to a different state
Person 2: ⦠s o ?
Person 1: You donât care, do you? Wow, what a good friendâ¦
i doubt anyoneâs gonna read this but meh-
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Slang for âsuspiciousâ.
More commonly associated with Among Us, a game known for causing trust issues and being a murder mystery game that takes place on a spaceship.
Honestly I never even thought that anyone ever used it until Among Us became popular.
Yellow: I was heading to electrical to fix lights
Red: yeah I was already at electrical but I was finishing a task so I couldnât fix lights.
Blue: sus...