Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

motherfucking

The word fucking, just a little more powerful. Adding some spice to the word.

Oh my fucking god, coronavirus sucks so motherfucking bad.

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so

1. Used to change the subject of an awkward/uncomfortable conversation

2. Used to continue a conversation when there was a pause/distraction
3. Used to communicate that you don’t really give a damn about something someone says
4. There’s a lot of other things but I’m too lazy to add them lmao

Example number one:

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hi. Did you wash your hands just now? Corona, you know?
Person 1: …
Person 2: *raises eyebrows* …
Person 1: so do you like cats-

Example 2:

Person 1: Hi! Did you know a group of jellyfish is called a smack?
Person 2: And a group of rhinos is called a crash!
Person 3: A group of armadillos is called a roll!
Person 1: And a group of bunnies is a fluffle!
Person 4: OH MY GOSH- *slips on a banana peel and falls face first on the ground*
Person 1: *turns and stares* …
Person 2: *turns and stares*
Person 3: *turns and looks* …you okay? *helps Person 4*
Person 2: …
Person 1: …
Person 2: A group of ravens is called an unkindness! Or a conspiracy!

Example three:
Person 1: Hey so I’m moving away to a different state
Person 2: … s o ?
Person 1: You don’t care, do you? Wow, what a good friend…

i doubt anyone’s gonna read this but meh-

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The order of the alphabet...according to computer keyboards.

But seriously, face it, the only reason you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary is to see if anyone had the brains to define it... and face it, you probably didn't think anyone did.

Person 1: "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM"
Person 2: "Dude are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No it's the order of the alphabet—"
Person 2 (cutting off Person 1): "Go back to Kindergarten idiot"
Person 1: "As I was saying, it's the order of the alphabet ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER'S KEYBOARD"
Person 2: "Pfft you're still an idiot all keyboards are like that" *walks away*
Person 1: "What—?"

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YT

Short for "YouTube".

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee peeps go check out my YT channel

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Coronavirus

The global pandemic of 2020.

During this time of crisis, don't be one of those idiots still hosting parties at their houses. STAY HOME, AND CONTINUE SOCIAL DISTANCING!!

During coronavirus, I recommend that EVERYONE stays home and uses sites like Zoom and Google Hangout to meet with friends (literally!).

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“ ”

Quotation marks.
Who are you to look up QUOTATION MARKS?

What the hell.
Are you an idiot?
Ugh.

You’re gonna kill me with your stupidity.

Person 1: “Hello.”
Person 2: “Hey.”
Person 3: “Hm.”

“ ” are fucking quotation marks, wtf.

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