Colbies

This is a call out post. If you are called a Colbies you must rethink your life choices. Maybe you fucked up... maybe you fucked my mum. Okay, sure, you did fuck my mum, twice now. I'm really fucking disturbed because i heard you from the next room. I'm gonna cry and piss if you do this again Colby. Please, I'm begging you. Stop fucking my mum.

Me: God, kids these days. Such Colbies.
My mum: Okay

Igloo

the cutest little boy ever. He is also very stinky and wrinkly. He may bite your fingers off... just a little chomp... just a little nibble, which is like #relatable content.

Hail: Have you seen my little boy, Igloo?
Newt: I have. I saw him pee this morning.

Ur mom: I gave birth.

3👍 2👎