moose kiss

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled

Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!

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