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a person so pretty/handsome that she/he will literally torment your soul especially if its a celebrity crush. Crushes are just a thing made with a good smile, and other attractive traits. These crushes are usually just something that we will hate because we can't be with them just like it CRUSHES your soul but at the same time you would like to be with them. usually a young girl will crush on a celebrity boy or a young boy will crush on Ariana Grande
Celebrity crush (Girl)
Girl celebrity crushes are not common. I will explain why in the next part.
Celebrity crush (Boy)
These celebrity crushes like Seo Tai-ji or Jungkook are amazing. They are more common because there are more boys in the world so more girls will like them.
"Did you listen to Mariah Carey's new album?" "Did you like Ariana Grande's new song?" "Don't crush on Greta Thunberg"
"I loved Seo Tai ji's songs." "Jungkook has good albums" "Justin bieber is so dam annoying"
Celebrity Crushes are SO PAINFUL especially when you know that your parents won't want you to see your dream because the only thing you can do about a celebrity crush is DREAM
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date of birth: Eleanor was born in 1982
date of death: 2017 - 2018 (unknown)
what her mother told her: max (the dog) went up a really long rainbow, look for loose fries in the mcdonald's ball pit when she was a child, tell a police officer (actor as police) to tell eleanor her mom was dead when she was not.
death: a bunch of shopping carts plowed into her, she grabbed onto the front column but was struck by a truck saying, "pills for erectile dysfunction"
she had a sibling named "patricia" who was born in 2008 - 2009. (patricia said she was 9 in 2018 which the show takes place in)
Eleanor Shellstrop had a bitch mom who changed
These 3 games make up 79% of an adults childhood. They are just games and they use to care more about roblox or fortnite more than mom or care more about minecraft than uncle and auntie.
Roblox is a game full of lego blocks. It is super annoying when chatting because all it does is CENSOR left and right, up and down, sideways, EVERYTHING IS CENSORED. it is yet full of hackers.
Fortnite is a shooting game that many adults wish to be deleted. It is a worldwide attraction to little kids and usually most people who play it are ages 7-14
Minecraft is the best one of all. It is like rolox but better. Instead of everyone looking like lego's it is an actual cube and there are less hackers. Minecraft is recommended to play all day if you like.
Kid1: Roblox, Fortnite, And Minecraft are the best
Kid2: I hate you. All you are is addicted to games
Kid1: Want me to beat you in Fortnite?
Kids2,3,4,5,: We'd like to see you try
Kid1: HOLY
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a highly liked type of music that is played everywhere. Don't be annoyed when you hear a 10 year old listening to kpop or an 11 year old saying she likes kpop
Kid 1: Kpop is so good to listen to
Kid 2: thats your opinion
Kid 3: I LIKE ROCK
Kid 4: sad music is my type
Kid 5: grimes is a good artist. I like pop music
Kid 6: Rock is my type too!
Kid 7:Maybe this is getting out of hand
Kid 1: My opinion? KPOP IS GOOD
Kids 2-5: You clearly said its good but you said it so its your opinion
Kid 6 and 7: I like rock and she likes disco
Kid 8: Soul music and Jazz is my favorite. It may be annoying
Kid 9-11: We all like melanie martinez
Kid 12: i like melancholy and celestial music
All kids in unison (except Kid 4): MUSIC IS GOOD
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a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence
Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door
99 years before
Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor
99 years before
Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER
99 years before
Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.
When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
Noobs are an annoying species that humans can develop into and lack capability of about anything except being bad. They won't admit their mistakes and call other people either hackers or noobs. They are so dumb they insult their own species.
It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.
If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.
Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
Noob language: h1 gys toay we wi11 punch eatother into the fce unil we h4ve no m0re t33th LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL