Mendham

A scarily small town in Morris County, New Jersey... You know you live in Mendham if.......
- you refill your white styrofoam cup just to show people you've been to Wicker
-you've probably spotted Chris Christie at the local pub

-the high school sports are absolutely awful and lack any type of spirit

-despite sharing a high school, mendhamites find themselves superior to "chestericans"

-you are republican and you are proud. It probably says #buildthewall in your instagram bio
-half the people in this town go to swanky private schools

-Mendham moms are spotted at the local grocery store and look away when they see you

- it's difficult to spot someone who isn't white
-you probably go to Florida in the winter, and LBI in the summer.

- you know at least 1 girl who is committed as a sophomore for lacrosse
-you think Morristown is a "ghetto"

-you own a juul, probably bought from Golds in the so-called "ghetto"
-you know at least five people going to UC Boulder, UVM, or Elon
- Some people have lived here all their lives, but the majority just want to "get the hell out"

-you hate Central High School. With a passion. You've probably called one a "farm hick" before

Morristown Person: so where do you live?
Mendham Person: Mendham *sticks nose in air *
Morristown Person: Oh.. gotta blast

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