Oompa Loompas

Midgets who couldn’t care less about you drowning in a pool of chocolate.

The Oompa Loompas danced as the kid was drowning in chocolate.

i7S

The i7S are AirPods but larger and thicker, and they come in a larger case and have a charger shorter than an Oompa Loompa.

“I just bought the i7S!”