Sharapova shit

To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.

Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.

"What was going on in the restroom?"

"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."

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Men, money and music

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."

I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.